Feel at home in the office - But for god's sake don't act like it!
The Office. It's been my natural habitat for most of my working life, apart from a brief period as a private gunslinger for the US Army in Germany back in 2005. In those fifteen years, I've gathered quite a bit of insight into this rather peculiar ecosystem, and it is really rather fascinating, though a bit disturbing sometimes. If you're a desk jockey like me, you'll most likely spend eight hours per day inside the office, most of them at your desk or in the common areas of your workspace. If you add the daily commute, you'll likely spend more time in the office than at home. So it makes sense that you want to make yourself at home at your office. A picture of a loved one, a few souvenirs from the trips you've taken, the ones without recourse to hallucinogenic chemicals naturally, and maybe a banner of your favourite sports club, all those items just make sense, and any sane employer or manager will tolerate or encourage these things, as long as they rema...